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Listener: Bob Hudnall
Category: Lubbock City Politics
Date: 04 Nov 2007
Time: 20:50:53 -0700
Remote Name: 70.244.146.9
Dear City Council Guys and Gals,
Haven't we really had enough of this political correctness. Saggy pants are ugly
and, perhaps, offensive but so are 400 pound women with tattoos of dragons on
their legs. (Have you walked behind one and watched her butt try to chew the
seat out of her shorts?) How about cowboys and cowboy wannabes wearing tight
levis and prominently displaying their "package"? How about fat truck drivers
with butt-crack shining in the back and a hairy belly hanging out under their
T-shirt.? How about the sweet little teeny-boppers wearing pants that just
barely cover their sport section and little tops that leave not much to the
imagination? How about the homeboys with the pumped up stereos putting out ear
splitting, god-awful noise? Must their caps be worn with the bill in front? Are
you really prepared to go down the road of banning anything and everything that
is, or may be offensive to someone? How much will the fine be for passing
flatulence in a crowded elevator?; public nose picking?
I suggest that we either require everyone within the city limits to wear
uniforms along the lines of those found in parochial schools (as for fat
women with tattoos, perhaps burkas are in order), or we go back to the
Constitution and leave people alone. Are rulers going to become a part of police
equipment? (That's going to get interesting, watching police measuring
underwear and butt cracks to see if they fall within legal limits). I can
also visualize Jesse Jackson suing the city for discrimination since saggy pants
appear, generally, to be a fashion statement of those of darker pigmentation.
Can you say...discrimination? Can you pay...a hundred grand?
All of the things I mentioned may be offensive to someone but what is most
offensive is a pandering city council pretending to be our moral guardians while
pitching for the Baptist vote. Saggy pants don't lower the quality of life in
Lubbock any more than fat women with tattoos, or cowboys in tight levis, so why
don't you shut up your infernal squalling and making much ado of nothing and go
back to earning your fifty bucks a month doing something useful for Lubbock,
the Retarded Side of Texas other than making us number one on the "YouTube"
hit list.
Perhaps, come election time a large majority of your constituency will be
pointing your direction and be screaming..."VICK EM!"
Your highly incensed constituent,
Bob Hudnall
Pratt Responds:
Apparently only councilman Leonard responded to Mr. Hudnall. The others likely couldn't understand it.
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