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Becky "Be Nice" Garza |
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Becky "Can't take a joke" Garza |
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Becky "Perfect Review" Garza |
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Bill "Patti's daily lunch date" McCay |
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Bill "Vote Karin" McCay |
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Bob "Anti-Conservative" Craig |
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Bob "don't call me conservative" Craig |
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Bob "Remove the R" Craig |
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Cliff "pulitzer prize" Burnett |
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Delwin "can't retire" Jones |
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Delwin "don't wake me" Jones |
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Delwin "Father of the Strip Monopoly" Jones |
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Delwin "I co-sponsered" Jones |
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Delwin "Jordon Machine" Jones |
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Delwin "Leave your constituents IN the dust" Jones |
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Delwin "My Misrepresentative" Jones |
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Delwin "Rhino" Jones |
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Delwin "Sleepy, Dopey or Sleezy" Jones |
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Don "Call me Mr. Phylis" Caldwell |
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Don "I have my free parking lot" Caldwell |
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Floyd "for sale for the right price" Price |
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Floyd "what meeting? When?" Price |
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Gerald "can't negotiate" Myers |
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Gerald "Move it to the Metro" Myers |
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Greg "Baghdad" Stevens |
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Greg "Why're you always pickin' on me?" Stevens |
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Kay "I deserve it, you owe it to me" Hutchison |
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Kevin "dog pound" Overstreet |
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Kevin "To Big To Fail" Overstreet |
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Lee Ann "Let's Divide the City" Dumbauld |
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Lee Ann "Martin Loves Me" Dumbauld |
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Lee Ann "Still out of the spotlight" Dumbauld |
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Linda "Can't speak English or Spanish" DeLeon |
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Linda "Read my Biography" DeLeon |
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Linda "squeaky voice" DeLeon |
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Matt "I Know Nothing! Nothing! Shcultz" Powell |
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Matt "I pick my targets" Powell |
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Matt "I’m not political" Powell |
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Matt "selective prosecution" Powell |
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Patti "I need ANOTHER raise" Jones |
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Patti "is my skirt tight enough" Jones |
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Patti "should I leash McCay" Jones |
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Paul "Maria's 2nd Best Buddy" Beane |
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Paul "Maria's main man" Beane |
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Paul "remember when" Beane |
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Paul "They call the wind Maria" Beane |
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Robert "Hope they don't shoot" Duncan |
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Robert "I was against it before I was for it" Duncan |
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Robert "I'd rather be in Austin" Duncan |
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Robert "RINO" Duncan |
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Robert "tech's senator" Duncan |
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Robert "The Politician" Duncan |
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Robert "Trial Lawyers Friend" Duncan |
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Robert "Yeller dawg" Duncan't |
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Terry "Captain of the Titanic" Greenburg |
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Todd "scratch your back if you scratch mine" Klein |
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Todd "Where's the TV camera?" Klein |
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Tom "SOS" Martin |
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Tom Adams, deputy city mgr. |
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Truth Against Alcohol Sales PAC TAAS |
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Wayne "Outta here with your $" Havens |
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Wayne "Retire Rich" Havens |
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"Out
of the spotlight" Dumbauld, Lubbock city manager
(1st runner-up in 2007) |
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Becky "Can't
County" Garza, Lubbock city secretary |
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Jere "Red
Light Camera" Hart, Lubbock traffic engineer (alt. "Can I make
'em stop @ every light" & "I Quit")
(2nd runner-up in 2007) |
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Kevin "six
million dollar dog man" Overstreet, city of Lubbock animal services
director & "homeland" security chief |
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Lubbock Gang
of Four: Miller, Jones, DeLeon & Price |
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Phyllis "I
didn't profit" Jones, former Lubbock council woman |
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Floyd "if
the price is right" Price, Lubbock councilman |
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Linda "Read
my Biography" DeLeon, Lubbock councilwoman (alt. "Legend in my
own Mind", |
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Jim "Please
Like Me" Gilbreath, Lubbock councilman |
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Todd
"Barking at the Moon" Klein, Lubbock councilman |
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Tom "Just
turn off their water" Martin,
Lubbock's new mayor |
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Terry
"...the...illiterate...editor" Greenberg (at the Lubbock A.J.) |
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Lubbock A.J.
"editors" |
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Armando
Gonzales, former Lubbock council candidate |
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Jerry "I am
not negative & you'll say anything to get elected" Bell, former
Lubbock council candidate |
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Jeff "the
blogger" Klotzman, Fox34 TV news anchor |
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Wayne "What
Ph.D.?" Havens, Lubbock ISD chief (alt. "Don't blame me") |
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Delwin
Jones' advertising agency |
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Delwin "rep
for life" Jones (alt. "behind closed doors" & "sine
die") |
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Texas Child
Protective Services (CPS) |
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John "Damn
the Conservatives" McCain |
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Guv "I won't
get out" Huckabee |
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Roger "can't
handle a petition" Settler, activist |
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John
Steinmetz, former Lubbock GOP chairman |
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Don "Mr.
Phyllis Jones" Caldwell (alt. "Don of the Depot District"
& "I have my free parking lot") |
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Tony "Prove-It" Privett, consultant to Lubbock city manager
(alt. "Make it Up") |
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Claude
"chief Chippendale" Jones, former Lubbock police chief |
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Clif "I'm a
real journalist" Burnett |
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"You can't
get there from here" TXDOT |
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Opponents of
Congressman Randy Neugebauer |
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Mindless
Zombies for Obama |
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Barack "That
was not the me I know" Obama |
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Al "I want
another chance" Gore |
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Jim "I wish
Lubbock was more like Dallas" Douglas, TTU employee & radio
host |
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Eddie "I
want to be in the press" McBride |
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Creator of
Lubbock airport detour |
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Dan "I moved
to Dallas" Sanders, United Supermarket chief |
